Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the follow:

• Grab your current read
• Opening toli a random page
• Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
• Share Title & Author, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

I have to admit that this teaser is not random and longer than two sentences . . . I loved this quote too much not to share.  So, with that, here's mine:

You know that move every girl lead makes in kung fu or horror movies?  The one where she is wearing head-to-toe black leather and she has a kicky haircut and she crouches down on one knee with her opposite foot sort of laid out and then she slices and dices . . . While looking super doable?

"Well, Kate Beckinsales and urban fantasy heroines of the world lied to us.  This does not work."

Flip This Zombie by Jesse Petersen, 18